Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Did I read that Sign Right?

Did I Read That Sign Right?

In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK ####### THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

7 comments:

CraftyHourMom said...

lol

Astley said...

enjoyed that email from me eh?

Anonymous said...

Listen to "Big And Rich" you won't regret it!
ps: hey Ally!

Alyson Sunny said...

wait I would love to listen to it Rea, but umm who is it by. Dont get mad, I just dont know. And leah Yeah I thought it was funny. giggle

Alyson Sunny said...

Nevermind Its the band. Sigh! :S and its Country. YUCKYS

Anonymous said...

just listen, its not like "real country" every song on the album is totally different and really fun, there's even a black cowboy rapper in one of the songs. and there are two christan songs. (i wrote the names on my blog for you if you want)

Anonymous said...

Oh and tell leah to open up her account to anonymous comments, or cool people like me who didn't sign up with the BLOG space and did it MSN stlye can't leave messages!!!!!!!!!
err...this is me mad!!!!
(can you see it?!? huh can you?)I'm stareing LEahs way!!!